This describes how I’ve looked in a suit for most (all?) of my life.
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Wedding dancing is a style itself
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The gray stuff? I didn’t make any gray stuff. OH MY GOD DON’T EAT THAT!
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Buy! Sell! Lose a bunch of money! Hope for the best!
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On my unearned, self-destructive hatred of TSA Pre-Check
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Yes, it’s sad… but I could have sworn they were already dead.
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“Come down to McDonald’s to try the only breakfast sandwich that’s also a plot device: the new Egg MacGuffin!”
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Sure you could use The Purge to murder, orrrrrr you could use it to get around laws aimed at voter suppression
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Slap slap slappity slap slap
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We’re really not hearing the same thing.
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An unproduced sketch that also features the stupidest opening and closing I’ve ever written
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I know, I know. Nobody reads blogs. But I suddenly find myself with no job, a surplus of unproduced scripts, and a distaste for social media. It didn’t seem right for those documents to languish in private where no one would ever read them. Instead they’ll languish in public where no one will ever read them…
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