Unproduced Sketch: Captcha Blade Runner

I feel like an idiot for saying this, but I think sometimes those CAPTCHA “prove you’re not a robot” questions are shockingly unclear. Click every box with traffic light? How much of the traffic light needs to be in the box? What if it’s just, like, one pixel? Also it looks like there’s one obvious traffic light, but maybe one off in the distance — does that count too? It’s enough to make you wonder if you really are a robot. Like a dumb version of the Voight-Kampff test from Blade Runner. Which is what this sketch is.

This script also features the absolute stupidest opening and closing lines I’ve ever written.