https://mikewtrapp.com/sketcharchive daily 0.75 2019-12-19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576548059823-191FY0VWRC7BVF3T28I1/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Who Got Me Sick? Whenever I get sick, I feel like someone deserves the blame. You don’t just get sick. Someone makes you sick. I hunt down the culprit in this mini-mystery. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576548480239-2LP6EM3CQG5RCXE1VGZ5/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Christmas Elves vs. Fantasy Elves Christmas elves and Tolkein’s elves are wildly different, yet we have no problem calling both “elves.” Maybe that’s because they’re actually related, and, man, they do NOT see eye-to-eye. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576565146482-XUTMFXX32SPZIOF5P6FJ/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Oh No. Why is THIS Trending?! The game everyone plays when they go on Twitter, whether they want to or not. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576567782925-B43NMQSX620NW48MU7D9/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Philosophical Truth or Dare I’m going to ask you a REAL truth. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576548595396-H0HQBJD9URANUVE5YRZN/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Tumblr CEO: No More Porn When Tumblr announced they were removing pornography from their platform it seemed like a terrible business decision. The site, at the time seemed like it was maybe eighty percent porn, and their user base seemed to include a lot of sex-positive individuals who didn’t appreciate a company suddenly making a distinction about what is a “female presenting nipple.” Co-written with Brennan Lee Mulligan. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576565842595-44U5VUT7Y5HTHRVL2IET/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - I Wore Makeup For A Week And Here's What Happened There was a time when these overly sincere docu-style videos were very popular and it drove me up the wall. The creators always had a tone of undeserved self-importance, and reached conclusions that were trite and obvious. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576550702261-RZU7M9JY8QJVGOQNEH8X/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Workshopping Your Insane Writing | The sCHining Pt. 4 Part of sketch series parodying The Shining. Look, Jack Torrance spent a lot of time writing his manuscript. Shouldn’t he have received SOME notes? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576551670445-M9X5FCPJMWP64PK15IJ6/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - How Tall Is Grant? Grant O’Brien is ver tall. This caused a lot of headaches for our DPs who had to constantly adjust framing to fit him with everyone else. This sketch is all camera tricks. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576549875914-UYCN1RV0OE61X122T6FJ/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - April Fool's on the Internet Sucks There was a time when April Fool’s Day was fun. And then it was totally taken over by brands and people whose idea of a joke is just to lie. It’s a nightmare we can all reliably expect every year which makes the jokes even more predictable. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576548305125-YBLLTQ1NQN7UOIS81JYI/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Lazy Ghost Has SO Much Unfinished Business They say ghosts are souls that remained on earth because of their unfinished business. But why is it unfinished? Could it be because they procrastinate as much as the rest of us? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576563827438-WOR1WHLHD6HMVNWG4V9I/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Um, We Have A Few Questions About the Purge (CH Does the Purge) The rules of The Purge seem fairly simple until you think about them for more than a few minutes. Co-written with Siobhan Thompson https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576553384685-VCBWDPCWTVF4YFJU6YBZ/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Asshole Wizard Won't Reveal His Secrets The fantasy genre has a particularly annoying trope where a usually ancient, semi-omniscient character has the answer to all the mysteries and refuses to reveal them simply because he doesn’t feel like it, even though it would be hugely helpful for his allies to have the information. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576546980052-CFX6SNMRHS3JDSC9CWNM/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - We Don't Need Directions from Dad Anymore My dad still wants to provide directions even though we all have more accurate GPS devices on us at all times. This particular skill has been rendered obsolete, and I’m sorry to say Direction Dad is going to get laid off. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576564824080-Z0LWTD1LLC3F6PWEUFOC/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - If Adult Cereals Had Mascots Boring cereal calls for a boring mascot. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576552818023-PIWT7FPJI20Y5ZG6FNRO/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Maybe THIS Stupid Thing Will Fix My Life This sketch came out in the era of fidget spinners and fidget cubes, and it seemed like everyone had a promise for a tiny trick to fix all your problems. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576564440714-JSVLKS5YC3HOK3K9QTN4/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Trustworthy Reviews from 500 Assh*les I’ve never trusted an individual Yelp review, but all of them together? Oh baby! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576550048721-478UWQVZU1L3XXAO82IU/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Is Grant Keith from Buzzfeed? CollegeHumor’s Grant O’Brien looks and awful lot like Buzzfeed’s Keith Habersberger — a resemblance our fans would frequently note. Keith kindly agreed to do this video with us, a sequel to “How Tall is Grant?” https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576547964814-6ROECXRAHPRO923UDFPX/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Kidnapper or Scam Call? I get so many bogus scam calls. There’s never a good time to receive them, but this would probably be the worst. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576549625564-87LV3838VJIJ5QFET1W8/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Sex Daddies Celebrate Father's Day A daddy and a father are two very different things, making Father’s Day a little confusing, and totally different from Daddy’s Day. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576550846008-O48KQS4FLUUK6D2ZRSTL/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Health Science Is Bullshit If you’ve ever tried to improve your eating habits, you’ve waded into the intellectual hellscape that is health science. It’s an infuriating combination of condescension and unsubstantiated claims published on the worst looking websites. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576566327456-64IJOKCI4OIIUOCTRK4Z/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Back To The Future In ACTUAL 2015 We finally hit the date reached in Back the Future II and it’s a little more disappointing than imagined. Co-written with Pat Cassels. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576565526585-ZUWUUBSBSMRMN1SZAL4Q/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Superman Hates Ben Affleck As Batman No one should be allowed to write any opinion about a movie based on a trailer. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576552098276-6QPAMIXCOE6SC6QGTIMQ/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - The Best Burger Ever Everyone loves their local, exceptional burger place. They’re all fine, but that doesn’t stop endless debate about how they rank comparative to each other. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576552261003-15K73VK14DD8RNW2DPH0/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Watching TV Is Work We’re in the Golden Era of TV! And that means there’s more to watch than any person possibly could. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576552331237-VDYJTWM160JWAGGKX6CT/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Oh No, Why Is THIS Trending?! - 2017 Edition A sequel to “Oh No, Why Is This Trending?!” that examines how completely Twitter changed the moment Trump was elected. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576548816128-9V2W4L2SRQ429GPUGNVG/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Cyber (Sex) Monday The word “cyber” will only and forever carry a connotation of “cyber sex,” and I can’t believe we as a society settled on the term Cyber Monday. The second of three videos featuring these sexy idiots. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576547872539-7GOCKFGUK6758MAVOOKA/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - St. Valentine's Day Isn't Sexy It’s weird that a holiday synonymous with sex is also inherently religious. The sexy idiots are back to get horned up over something stupid. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576546193071-LP2MWN6MCJAPIE032SM6/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Four Ways to Actually Declutter Your Home Because we all have the same bad habits… https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576547539193-D3Y0YBO1T413KSCE84CY/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Defender of the Basic Meets The April Fool A sequel? A crossover? Both? Two big medieval character combine in this sketch co-written with Brennan Lee Mulligan. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576546190324-1T3W0UMVWG22DD5OWMIH/image-asset.octet-stream Sketch Archive - Four Ways to Actually Declutter Your Home https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576546190285-MY5KE76TK17NN8LWR3IY/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Four Ways to Actually Declutter Your Home https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576553257521-NP36MWE7LSLIDHVUHS19/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - There's Something Weird About These Silhouettes (CHome Alone 4/5) Part of our Home Alone parody. Kevin’s silhouette trick is a pretty obvious one that no right-minded person would ever fall for. Unless people did move and look like silhouettes. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576546457428-EVB3Z3LA0451CC3XE4HR/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - I'm on a Diet, But I'll Be BAD When people cheat on a diet, they say they’re being “bad,” but does that make them a bad guy? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576546912103-6014BCHBW3F3BPRT3TCM/image.jpg Sketch Archive - You Need To Go BIGGER This sketch was inspired by Brennan Lee Mulligan’s performance as Galatax in Ultramechatron Team Go! — an over-the-top treat, devouring the scenery of a performance. I couldn’t resist asking him to go even bigger between takes. Grant O’Brien took the challenge of perpetual bigness and ran with it. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576547708275-YPNLVK2GKGK3CLKMJ76L/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - This Monster Doesn't Clean Her Inbox Some people have an e-mail inbox with thousands of unread messages. Some people are irresponsible hoarders who don’t deserve nice things. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576548210666-AR224QH2FRB7RCFQCDGF/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Grant vs. The Computer It’s weirdly embarrassing to have sound suddenly come from your computer. It’s disruptive and revealing. And sometimes you just can’t get it to stop. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576550526297-5A63TU32446AXQZZ1PUS/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - If Hand Turkeys Were Real This is a pure gross-out sketch imagining the nightmare that would be a real hand turkey. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576547337723-87JUE84DCDL44R87NDWD/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Eat Mayo Wherever You Go I don’t know why there’s been this trend of putting gooey foods in pouches. I think it’s disgusting so I made it even more disgusting with this sketch. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576549407173-E05WL1RVZ570ZGO78NQN/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Back to School Fashion Show College kids have the worst taste in clothes. At least I did when I was in school. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576552759390-WGFEX8DQYBQ51R328NW0/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Fake News Investigative Journalists It’s like Spotlight, but for fake news. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576550406282-Z9IQN6SR66YZ696HZ6PG/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Let's Not Get a Drink Sometime You know when you run into that old friend, and you both know you should catch up, but you also know neither of you is going to make that happen? What if you both cut through the bullshit. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576552921598-PTLFOVE2WGY39RLQMH92/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Nerds and Jocks Both Think They're Underdogs Now that nerd culture is mainstream, and sports are scrutinized more than ever, the line between these two obsessions is pretty thin. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576550197347-V3B43GQRUXAG5BJ57CH3/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Your Phone Is Dying Sometimes my phone will be on its absolute last legs and that won’t stop me from using it for the dumbest shit imaginable. We’d never do that to a person. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576553013457-E835RRTQUTA8HAVU7IQY/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - How to Wash a Goddamn Dish A video to help your roommate wash a dish. They must not know how. That’s the only explanation. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576551142995-JU9UUCVTTSCCZE7KT4NO/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - The Almost Perfect Team (Heist Night 1/5) Part of a heist series. Co-written with Grant O’Brien. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576553088468-TWPJ8ZP91GWTP845HGL6/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Is Trump the President or Am I Brain Damaged? A standard question to be sure someone is fully aware of their surroundings is to ask who the president is. Unfortunately under Trump the answer is so ludicrous you could doubt that you have the right answer. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576546586328-3U9GM53CF1XR1VECN8TL/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Breaking Up with Snapchat Sometimes it seems the way we move discard older social networks for newer, hotter ones make us all dirtbag boyfriends. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576551477355-1YTPVWZNKNEO14EXAF72/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Trump's Brilliant Strategy The only people stupider than Trump are those who believe he’s a brilliant strategist. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576551885147-TIC9JIF18T6F1XHVSTAS/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - We Found Sinbad's SHAZAAM Genie Movie! One instance of The Mandela Effect is people being convinced that there was a movie in the 90s called “Shazaam” and starred Sinbad. This is distinct from the movie Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal in that it doesn’t exist. This video was just an imagined scene from this fake video littered with dozens of other Mandela Effect easter eggs. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576549093946-M2ZKEPX735B1QSEMTX10/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - The Internet Goes Trick-or-Treating The Internet is a scary place. This is just a joke-machine of a sketch. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576563475663-E0WSR9S4XOW15SMK0T6G/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Every Day is a Holiday on Twitter There sure are some weird holidays that people only seem to care about for one day. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576552496592-XBZYLL9OS04V0NQX7OZZ/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Extremely Real People Who Are Definitely Not Actors Remember those car commercials? Where “non-actors” would have the biggest reactions you’ve ever seen to the most mundane car facts? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576563585932-DQRB1IMYX31UQ33KZPR6/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Obama Pardoned the Turkey that Killed My Family The power of Presidential pardons has been abused with turkeys. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576551335012-3XZY9VMUBUMY941ZY9WV/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Trump Cannot Be Destroyed In the days following Trump’s election there were multiple articles with headlines like “Trump DESTROYED by Epic Takedown.” And, well, no he wasn’t. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576549180595-KOP2K5CFM5RCAVCQF5WL/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Ruin Your Morning with Twitter! Nothing like waking up and immediately ruining your day by delving into the constant stream of hate and bad news that is Twitter. I do it every damn day. So here it is in the style of a Folger’s commercial. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576563709618-01ZPE1VC3AQSHOE00YPA/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - The App That Does Everything... Poorly! You mean you don’t want a social element in all your apps? https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576552633142-G7OQIHPGZ3HZFRO9OJM3/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Stressagains: The Restaurant for Stress-Eating I’ve got the most insane eating habits when I’m just trying to calm my anxieties. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576564011016-VIHOWRBBBHHAGYVD78LN/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - If Action Heroes Had Your Resume A lot of action movies have a scene where we get a brief rundown of the hero’s bonafides. But what if he was just as bad at writing a resume as the rest of us. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576564164307-OXEFID97XKZ9IBHWLU1J/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - If You Competed in the Olympics I’m just saying I should get credit for making the smallest effort. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576564223390-94RP368PIIEX11NVDV2A/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - If Internet Ads Were Salesmen For all the data behind targeted ads they sure are bad at finding what I actually want. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576564894335-NBF55IOCQC5KY5ITQ4CL/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - The Opposite of a Wing Man Your Albatross Man is gonna drag you right the fuck down. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576564937723-X7YHK14YO3NXJK8JOZCO/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - When You Don't Recognize a Friend Request Looks like you’ve got a mystery that can only be solved with careful deduction https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576565006906-DXUQ5ZYZ3LK8553QAI0T/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Why Bernie Sanders is Actually Winning Sometimes the numbers just don’t add up, no matter how much you wish they did. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576565192251-73KTOX11NT54UUEH1OTH/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - The Paleo Diet for Cavemen Diet as old as time. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576565239828-FRPWJLLIJYJ5A49PWAW9/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Magic Schools Shittier Than Hogwarts Some schools are just better https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576565285395-KDBCP0CQQ8E75WNDR4UP/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - This True Crime Documentary Will Make Me Famous It’s hard for me to separate the real tragic details of anything in the True Crime genre with the fact that someone is profiting off of it. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576565449229-V91IYLWJ46XHUTIZZFM1/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Where The Weirdest Internet Links Come From The modern version of the carnival freak show is that weird little box of links at the bottom of a page. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576565585270-SM0522ECQ740J684TG78/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Buy Food Ethically, Unless It's Too Hard It’s hard and expensive to be responsible. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576565683554-0VHNCGM9380JBKYXNUTS/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - No New Mikes In 2016 There are a lot of people named “Michael.” Too many, in fact. This is a plea to put an end to that. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576565784708-VAERCZCY97Z8T6OWVOBU/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - The Six Craziest Christmas Traditions We should be talking about this every Christmas. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576565981632-0XMODNF97CKF35E18V2R/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - My Box of Bullshit Came! Subscription boxes are an absolute scam. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576566047898-JFL70RLLC4984WJFQ0NT/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - I Love Fall More Than You Some people somehow cultivate a whole personality around the idea of “liking fall.” https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576566115347-Y148OSSX3LUBRQUO5NV6/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - What If Bears Killed One In Five People? A sketch I wrote for a White House-driven campaign to raise awareness about the prevalence of sexual assault on college campuses. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576566191279-EIF6II3IKMOY1MTYE2E2/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - How To Get To Hell For the CollegeHumor goes to Hell series. Helping someone who is lost over the phone is a frustrating experience. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576566277373-6DZ68T799P8CR6AZ14S4/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - The Guy Who Finishes Your Sentences Active not-listening https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576566422730-SZE3GZMPN8VYZ5FIQUTH/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - The Guy Who Always Talks About Hot Girls I don’t know why some guys insist on talking about how hot someone is. Aside from the obvious misogyny it’s the most boring conversation you’ll ever have. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576566580659-2Y3B59ZS7JST1TJMST1S/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Are You Asian Enough? I’m an eighth Korean. Enough to have had some culinary influences growing up, but not much else. It feels wrong to claim a connection to the culture, but also wrong to reject it. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576566790936-4WVYA5S2KXFOUOH4BPCN/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Everything Wrong with Trendy Restaurants Small bites in prime numbers. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576566873111-0QLVME8OAMJVDA89DV63/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - We Challenge You Not To Yawn Yawns are contagious. Here I try to infect everyone. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576567002865-676OM20YIMV6GHLT3QUG/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - 10 Things to Do Before You Die There’s something vaguely threatening about this headline construction. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576567084117-ZPKQW5P4670EEL8CST4Y/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - Your Desk: The Hottest New Lunch Spot The sad new place where everyone is eating. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5df8279bf5d1ac36bab1c5a6/1576567170047-I78D1H9RTL9CHKRU5DKT/image-asset.jpeg Sketch Archive - When Not To Correct People's Grammar Read the room. 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